December 2009
16 posts
Ask me anything! →
So, just throwing this out there.
completelynormal:
I need to get laid.
I know most of you will be all “yeah, me too.” But I’m extremely concerned for my physical, mental, and emotional health if I don’t get some dick in me soon.
I’m not trying to make you guys feel sorry for me, but it’s extremely difficult being a nymphomaniac with standards, you guys. I really don’t want to fuck a bunch of random dudes. I just need a...
The Greatest Trick the Devil Ever Pulled...
…was convincing the world that noodel-the-cat didn’t exist.
:)