December 2009
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So, just throwing this out there.
completelynormal: I need to get laid. I know most of you will be all “yeah, me too.” But I’m extremely concerned for my physical, mental, and emotional health if I don’t get some dick in me soon. I’m not trying to make you guys feel sorry for me, but it’s extremely difficult being a nymphomaniac with standards, you guys. I really don’t want to fuck a bunch of random dudes. I just need a...
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The Greatest Trick the Devil Ever Pulled...
…was convincing the world that noodel-the-cat didn’t exist. :)
Dec 1st